Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Mock me if you will...

... but this huge DVD collection has gotten me out of some tough scrapes. Actually, it's not really that big (though I am working at expanding it, I swear) - I just wanted to link to one of my favourite (and naturally, one of the most puerile) Onion articles: http://www.theonion.com/articles/mock-me-if-you-will-but-this-huge-cock-has-gotten,10688/

Anyway, 'joking' aside, the reason for this post was to list all the DVDs which I currently own (237 movies, plus 96 TV shows on boxset and 3 music/ sport DVDs), just in case there are any Bristol based burglars who read this blog and who want to acquire a relatively large collection of a media format which will be obsolete in a couple of years. Next week I will be posting a list of other valuables I have in my house, together with my PIN and mother's maiden name.

I don't think it's a bad collection, though there are a few films on there (i.e. Domino, Rocket Science, Eagle vs. Shark) which aren't really any good. I didn't build the collection in any sort of organised way; in fact as a true luddite at heart, I resisted buying any DVDs until VHS was pretty much completely dead. For a fairly long period of time (around 2004), I only owned one DVD, but it was a good one - Ed Wood. Then I started to buy DVDs in 'buy 5 for £30' offers from HMV and Virgin and so on - many of which I'd never seen before, which resulted in quite a few purchases of films which I now regret owning. These days I only tend to buy films I've seen before and know I really like.

Anyway, that's enough of a preamble. Here's that list in all its glory, and in alphabetical order:

TV Shows

24 (Series 2)
Catterick
Curb Your Enthusiasm (Series 2 – 5)
Extras (Series 1 & 2)
Father Ted (Series 1 – 3)
Flight of the Conchords (Series 1 & 2)
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
Green Wing (Series 1 & 2)
Jonathan Creek (Series 1 & 2)
Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge
Life on Mars (Series 1 & 2)
Mad Men (Series 1 – 3)
Millennium (Series 1)
Murder One
Nathan Barley
Oz (Series 1 & 2)
Peep Show (Series 1 – 7)
Seinfeld (Series 1 – 9)
Skins (Series 1)
South Park (Series 3 – 9)
Spaced (Series 1 & 2)
The Adam and Joe Show
The American Office (Series 2 & 3)
The Corner
The Day Today
The League of Gentlemen (Series 1 – 3 and Christmas Special)
The Long Firm
The Office (Series 1 & 2 and Christmas Specials)
The Simpsons (Series 1 – 10)
The Sopranos (Series 1 – 6)
The Wire (Series 1 – 5)
The X Files (Series 1 – 9)
We Can Be Heroes
 
Films

(500) Days Of Summer
101 Reykjavik
13 (Tzameti)
2001: A Space Odyssey
A History Of Violence
A Nightmare On Elm Street
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
A Nightmare On Elm Street 6: Freddy’s Dead
A Prophet
A Serious Man
A Very Long Engagement
Adventureland
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Amelie
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Psycho
American Splendor
Amores Perros
An American Werewolf In London
Anatomy of a Murder
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Angel-A
Atonement
Babel
Back To The Future
Back To The Future: Part Two
Back To The Future: Part Three
Badlands
Barton Fink
Batman Begins
Battle Royale
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
Being John Malkovich
Beverly Hill Cop
Beverly Hills Cop 2
Beverly Hill Cop 3
Big
Blade Runner
Boogie Nights
Borat
Bottle Rocket
Brick
Burn After Reading
Changeling
Children Of Men
Chinatown
Clockers
Control
Dark City
Dazed and Confused
Delicatessen
Deliverance
District 9
Dog Day Afternoon
Domino
Donnie Brasco
Double Indemnity
E.T.
Eagle vs. Shark
Ed Wood
Election
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fargo
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Film
Five Easy Pieces
Following
Four Lions
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part 3
Friday the 13th Part 4 (The Final Chapter)
Friday the 13th Part 5 (A New Beginning)
Friday the 13th Part 6 (Jason Lives)
Friday the 13th Part 7 (The New Blood)
Friday the 13th Part 8 (Jason Takes Manhattan)
Full Metal Jacket
Funny People
Gangs of New York
Get Carter
Ghost World
Ghostbusters
Goodfellas
Gremlins
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Groundhog Day
Half Nelson
Halloween
Happiness
Heat
Heathers
High Fidelity
Hollywoodland
Hot Fuzz
Hotel Rwanda
Inception
Into The Wild
Jackie Brown
JFK
Jindabyne
Juno
Kes
Kick-Ass
Killer’s Kiss
Kind Hearts & Coronets
Knocked Up
L.A. Confidential
La Haine
Leon
Let The Right One In
Little Miss Sunshine
Lucky Number Slevin
Magnolia
Me And You And Everyone We Know
Mean Creek
Memento
Miller’s Crossing
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Monty Python’s … And Now For Something Completely Different
Monty Python’s The Life of Brian
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Moon
Mulholland Drive
Munich
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
My Life As A Dog
Mystic River
Nixon
No Country For Old Men
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Office Space
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Pan’s Labyrinth
Paths of Glory
Pleasantville
Poltergeist
Pulp Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
Quadrophenia
Raging Bull
Raising Arizona
Rear Window
Reservoir Dogs
Rocket Science
Rushmore
Saw
Say Anything…
Scanners
Scanners 2
Scanners 3
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Seven
Shaun of the Dead
Short Cuts
Shutter Island
Sideways
Sin City
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Stranger Than Fiction
Sunshine
Superbad
Swimming With Sharks
Swingers
Synecdoche, New York
Tape
Taxi Driver
Team America: World Police
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
The Big Lebowski
The Breakfast Club
The Constant Gardener
The Departed
The Descent
The Forty Year Old Virgin
The Goonies
The Grifters
The Hudsucker Proxy
The Hurt Locker
The Ice Storm
The Jerk
The Killing
The Ladykillers (1955)
The Last Supper
The Lavender Hill Mob
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
The Lives Of Others
The Luzhin Defence
The Man In The White Suit
The Man Who Wasn’t There
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 ½
The Naked Gun 33 ⅓
The Prestige
The Producers (1968)
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Secret In Their Eyes
The Shining
The Silence of the Lambs
The Social Network
The Squid and the Whale
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Thing
The Third Man
The Wedding Singer
The X Files Movie
Them (Ils)
There Will Be Blood
This Is England
This Is Spinal Tap
Thumbsucker
Total Recall
Trading Places
True Romance
Unforgiven
Vertigo
Walk The Line
Watchmen
Wayne’s World
Wendy and Lucy
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Withnail & I
You Can Count On Me
Zodiac

Other DVDs

Over the Years and Through the Woods (Queens of the Stone Age Live)
The Ashes 2005
The White Stripes Under Blackpool Lights

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